Arkansas EMS Org Improves Pediatric Behavioral Health Patient Care with Pulsara
The mental health of America’s youth is under duress, and it didn’t start with COVID-19. It’s a problem that’s been a much longer time coming. In...
You asked for it. We delivered.
Pulsara is connecting you to the rest of your care team in more ways than ever. Version 4.1.16 now allows you to track (I.E. creep on) all of your colleagues!
With Pulsara version 4.1.16, you have increased transparency into your care team’s habits, keeping you more in sync than ever. Track your facility's doctors' and nurses’ bowel movements, send them digital “wrist slaps” when they order a second beer on that weekend outing and instantly activate your co-workers' smartphone cameras to see what they're up to - ANY TIME YOU WANT!
"Anytime we can replace human interaction with Big Brother monitoring, we are all about it. Simply put, people make bad decisions. With push notifications, we can now update their superior immediately," texted (HIPAA-compliantly, of course) Erich Hannan, VP of all Things Binary.
But it doesn't stop there. Not only does the new Pulsara App help operational human behavior, it's also the golden egg to reducing the sales cycle,
Mike Banesse, VP of Chatty agreed, "For years, I've been saying we needed more more features to sell. This was the perfect fit and met the needs of the C-Suite. The only thing I ask is for Dev to develop this for the flip phone."
NEW FEATURES INCLUDE:
We think it's obvious ... Pulsara is OWNING the care team synchronization niche. You're welcome.
Pulsara: keeping care teams regular, sober, and completely fun-free!
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OH! And Happy April 1st!
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