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With a Strategy as Sticky as Their Product, Pulsara Aims to Fax Its Way into Healthcare History
BOZEMAN, Mont., April 1st, 2024 — In an audacious pivot that industry insiders are calling "a stroke of mad genius," Pulsara, the titan of digital healthcare communication, has announced its intention to acquire a leading sticky note manufacturer StickIt Solutions and fax machine giant RetroComm Innovations. This groundbreaking move seeks to blend the digital with the decidedly analog, capturing the near-retirement team's hearts (and notes) while confounding millennials and zoomers.
This initiative is part of Pulsara’s ongoing commitment to bridge the technological divide and foster a more inclusive communication environment for all generations. Dale Pearson, President of Pulsara, emphasized the company’s forward-thinking strategy, stating, "Our mission has always been to connect teams across healthcare entities seamlessly. Today, we reaffirm our dedication to digital innovation and the tangible, personal touch that comes with paper. There’s a unique reliability and simplicity that resonates deeply with tradition. This initiative represents our renewed commitment to ensuring no one is left behind in our journey towards improving healthcare communication."
To bolster this new direction, Pulsara is incorporating these tried-and-true communication methods into its state-of-the-art platform. This integration aims to offer a hybrid solution that respects the preferences of all users, combining the immediacy of digital alerts with the physical presence of sticky notes and faxed documents.